An honest look at what a pet really costs, needs and ties you to — matched to your actual week, budget and home. No pressure, no upselling.
Legal status is shown per species, never per category — the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976 schedule is species-specific. Primates are not listed: from 6 April 2026 they need zoo-level licensing in England, which effectively ends keeping them as pets.
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